Quotes from Signs My Grandpa Sent Me:
"Private Sign, Do Not Read"
"CAUTION: Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level."
"We will no longer accept money out of undergarments."
"Please Note: As from 27th October,all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth. If you don't have, please provide proof that you are getting some. Thank you."
"Attention: Do not leave items of value in vehicle. You are in Stockton, not Fairyland."
"Please do not walk on grass" (on patch fo dirt)
"Slow down. The cop hides behind this sign." (police car in background)
"Warning: Fasten bra straps and remove dentures. Very bumpy road."
"Save Energy! How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?"
"CAUTION: This sign has SHARP EDGES. Do not touch the edges of this sign."
"Please Be Safe. Do not stand, sit, climb, or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you."
"HIKERS and BIKERS: Move to the side of the road when a vehicle approaches."
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