Why Video Games Are Better than Boyfriends

I've been excited about Diablo III's release for the past ten years. I cannot stay excited about any relationship past a few months, so as I was contemplating whether or not I was going to purchase the game, I started laughing about how fulfilling playing the game night be in comparison to some of my recent attempts at dating. 

Dating: Schedules and risk of broken plans whilst I try to look nice and make a good impression.

Gaming: Always waiting on my computer with no expectations of me.

Dating: Have to make small talk about 'real' life, sharing the stresses of work, school, kids, and whatever.

Gaming: Can either talk or not talk to other people and take out my stress on imaginary enemies.

Dating: Try to doll myself up by trying on outfits, different hairstyles, and make up.

Gaming: Three clicks on the avatar and I look amazing.

Dating: Other people bring drama into life and I have to work through it, even if it has nothing to do with me.

Gaming: People I don't know create drama and I turn the computer off. 

Dating: Dealing with exes and having a sympathetic ear.

Gaming:  Delivering punishment to enemies and being freaking awesome.

Dating: Another schedule to fit into mine.

Gaming: Fits into my schedule whenever I want it to. 

This list could probably go on and on and on :P

Please note: this is not to be taken seriously. If you do not understand sarcasm, you may want to reconsider reading my blogs...