The Relationship Equivalent of Schrödinger's Cat

Okay, I admit it. I am super hot and cold lately. One of my close friends laughed and said that he's glad he is in the "friend zone" because I am like Schrödinger's cat. Obviously, I'm not in a box with poison, but for people to figure me out (when they're trying to get to know me), it's damn near impossible because the variables are unreadable and unpredictable (apparently).

So I guess people should be afraid or excited to open the box...